Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public
we’re just like
YOU ARE FAN
I AM FAN
FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN
Anonymous asked: Who is currently your favourite and least favourite person
My favourite person is Jake because we have the most wonderful evenings filled with wine and french films. My least favourite person is Jasmine because we don’t meet nearly as often as we plan to.
But unless you’re someone I hang out with regularly, these names won’t make any sense to you. So I am going to internally debate, furiously, as to whom you might be.Thanks.
Anonymous asked: On a scale of 1 to Ellen Degeneres how gay are you
I can’t fucking stand Ellen Degeneres. I just don’t find her funny.
I wish that more people would be up for experiencing new things.
You’ve never skydived? Go skydiving.
You’ve never had a week-end city break ? Then go.
Never go backpacking? Then go fucking backpacking.
Don’t come moaning to me about the many things that you’ve never experienced, yet when the opportunity presents itself, you do fuck all about it.
Go out there. Who cares if you’re on your own. Immerce yourself. Create stories.